
First of all, why is there a Marco Scutaro Mets jersey in existence?
Secondly, why is it in a Mets team store and not in Scutaro's mother's house?
Third, why is it hanging, behind the counter and away from all the other jerseys none the less, in the Mets Team Store? Did I ask that already? I'm losing it.
I've come to the conclusion none of these questions will ever be answered.