6/30/08

Steve Phillips should never call Mets games

Is this some sort of sick joke to torment Mets fans? Why must Steve Phillips analyze every Mets downfall this season?

ESPN exec: "Hey, we have a Mets broadcast coming up. Who do you think we should put in the booth?"
Other ESPN exec: "Haha! Let's give them Steve Phillips! They'll hate it!"
ESPN exec: "Genius!"
ESPN execs in unison: "Bwahahaha!" (manic laughter)

Seriously, Bristol? What do you have against us Shea Faithful?

Note to ESPN: Never ever put Phillips on a Mets broadcast again. You made a bad game even worse by making me listen to his "baseball mind" blab on about who knows what.