The nickname thread (update)

Nicknaming the New York Mets is tough business. So far, over at Mets Lounge, we've come up with a few nicknames for some of the Mets:

• Joe "The Man" Smith
• Aaron "Erin" Heilman
• David "The Luckiest Man In The Entire World" Wright
• David "Clutch when he wants to be" Wright
• Carlos Delgad-Damn, he's good again-o
• Carlos "The Clutch" Delgado
• Carlos Del-o-my-Gad-o
• Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose, Jooooooooooose, Joooooooooooooossssssssseeeeeeee Reyes
• Billy "Wags" / "Waggy Tails" / "Llama Lover" Wagner
• Robinson "Fat Man" Cancel
• Carlos "Sir Chokes A Lot" Beltran
• Ramon "Darth" Castro
• Mike "Big Pelf" Pelfrey

So far, so good. Do you have some of your own nicknames for these Mets, past Mets, and even future Mets? Let's hear yours!