A good friend (who unfortunately is a Philly fan) just posted this on Facebook, referencing reports that Jayson Werth will sign with the Washington Nationals.
I’m bummed the Mets will continue to face Werth multiple times a year, but he’s on the Nationals, who will be spending a pretty penny on him, so not too much to worry about. Plus he’s getting an expensive seven-year deal. Yikes.
Anyway, I’ve been waiting to use this joke, in this scenario, for weeks, so…
“You could say that he’s…
…Werth-less.”
*cue song*