Jose Reyes won the batting title yesterday, the first Met to do so. Hooray!
But, of course, something had to go wrong and Reyes' feat is being tarnished. He got a hit, then promptly left the game. It was his decision and the media went bonkers because of it. But thankfully, Deadspin comes along to highlight the dumbest story and then takes them down a peg or two.
Congrats, Jose.
Please stay.