Because paying Bobby Bonilla $1.2 million until 2035 just wasn’t enough.
4/27/11
Vote Brad Emaus!
The 2011 All-Star Game ballot is out. And Brad Emaus is on it.
Yes, Bradley Mark Emaus, of the .162/.262/.162 and one RBI major league slash line is on the 2011 All-Star Game ballot.
Yes, B. Emaus, of the 14 games and 42 plate appearances with the New York Mets is on the 2011 All-Star Game ballot.
Yes, Brad E., of the 81 1/3 innings and 53 chances in the field is on the 2011 All-Star Game ballot.
Vote Emaus! Because there’s nothing better than a minor-league player who has been on three teams this month alone making the All-Star Game.
4/26/11
4/24/11
Can someone please explain this Mets-themed PostSecret?
I don’t get it.
If it wasn’t urine, what was it?
4/22/11
Quote from Collins–4/21
“I watched on every TV set in the clubhouse. They're charging me for new carpeting in a couple of spots.”
I know how you feel, Terry.
4/21/11
Quote from Collins–4/21
"We've been sitting back waiting for **** to happen, but it hasn't happened."
-Terry Collins
4/20/11
This is the lede to a real NY Daily News article
Blah blah blah blah rain blah blah blah Niese blah blah Astros blah blah Mets got spanked. Blah blah, 6-1. We really don't know what else to tell you about this one.
-Andy Martino, NY Daily News
No, seriously. He – and his copy editors – led with that. It wasn’t just a stupid tweet.
Here’s a screengrab, in case you don’t believe me…
I have nothing to add. This stands alone in its stupidity.
4/19/11
Was Brad Emaus given enough time?
The Mets pulled the plug on the Brad Emaus experiment today, designating the Rule 5 draft pick for assignment. This means he’ll be offered back to the Toronto Blue Jays, then put on waivers, allowing any team to claim him.
I think the Mets may have made the move a little too quickly. What do you think?
4/18/11
Meet the real Sidd Finch
A great story about the man who we all know as Sidd Finch.
At least, the guy in the photograph of the most famous pitcher to never live.