#Spinsanity

Can we officially transfer the -sanity meme over to Jordany now? #SPINSANITY

— Andrew Vazzano (@TheRopolitans) July 18, 2012

Tracking Jesse Orosco’s glove [Photos]

We all know it. Jesse Orosco on the mound, strikes out Marty Barret to clinch the Mets 1986 World Series championship.

Swing and a miss, and Orosco jumps up, arms in the air. After he windmills his arms, he flings his glove into the air.

And it never comes down.

At least, it never looks like it does. Let’s investigate.

I have a Mets confession to make

OK, I've been sitting on this one a while. I realized it a long time ago, but never wrote anything about it - well, until now. Why? Well, because it makes me a bad Mets fan.

I did something bad. Very, very bad.

You know those senior quotes in yearbooks? Yeah, well mine is totally Mets-ian.

"A little roller up along first, behind the bag. It gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight and the Mets win it!" That shows up under my photo from 2006, when I graduated from high school. But, I made a boo boo.

I attributed that quote to Bob Murphy. Bob Murphy did not say that. Vin Scully did.

Scully was calling the game for NBC, and he's the legend that said those now-legendary words. But, I gave those words to Murphy. It was an oversight on my part. I didn't do any research. I didn't even Google it. I just assumed. No one checked. No one cared.

And now, forever, I am a bad Mets fan for misquoting one of the greatest moments in Mets history.

Oops.

A conversation with a reader about Thole and Murphy

A reader emailed me yesterday to discuss Josh Thole and Daniel Murphy - he of the amazing mustache - and their low OBP.

The conversation follows below...

Reader:

Can you please address the abysmal OBP's of Daniel Murphy and Josh Thole? It is the only reason they are on the team.

Do you also find Mike Nickeas' presence to be insulting to the other ball club?

Me:

I'm not sure I understand the question about Thole and Murphy's OBP? How is that the only reason they're on the team?

And yes, Mike Nickeas is awful.

Reader:

Well thanks for getting back to me.

I mean they serve no other purpose, actually this probably could be a good blog post but what do i know, you are the blogger.

They are Mets major leaguers because of their ability to get on base, more evidence to that fact are:
1) They have no power
2) They are both lousy at defense (one could argue significant improvement from Thole but one cannot argue that is how he got to this point)
3) They have no speed
4) What am I missing? (High OBP got them to the majors, which they are not doing right now)

What do you think of it? 

Me:

Well, who are you going to replace them with? Sure, they're only OBPing in the low .300s, but as you said... Mike Nickeas can't take over for Thole. Rob Johnson? Nope. Lucas May? Nope.  

And for Murphy... you want Valdespin out there every game? Sure, he's hitting lately, but he's not proven and his glove may be worst than Murphy's. You have to remember Murphy is in a deeeeeeeeeeep slump right now, too. 

And Thole/Nickeas are faced with Dickey's knuckleball every five days. You've seen how fooled hitters are with the pitch - catchers are just as confused too!

Reader:

Yeah but now we see that they can't be a part of our future and must be terminated quickly. 

Me:

Thole is the catcher for the foreseeable future. Murphy is being moved around yearly to find him a spot. Neither positions are being threatened by players in the minors. These are the guys for right now and probably for a few years to come.

Reader:

Impossible situation to win carrying the both of them getting on base at a 300 clip.  

Me:

Who would you put in their places?

I'm still waiting on a response.

Mets no-hitter T-shirt is awful

I understand getting this shirt out quickly, but this is just horrendous. Almost as bad as those "Wild Card Winner" shirts that I'm pretty sure no one buys.

Johan Santana's no-hitter, by the numbers

27,069 paid attendees.

155 minutes, length of game.

134 pitches.

99th start as a Met.

90 Game Score.

77 strikes.

38 strikes by contact.

21 strikes looking.

18 swinging strikes.

16 fly balls.

8 strike outs.

5 walks.

3 ground balls.

0 hits.

Now go watch my reaction video.

Today's covers

Because you know you want to see them before you go buy them to store in the deep recesses of your closet.

Enjoy.

Here's a video of me watching Johan Santana throw the Mets first no-hitter

I really have no words right now other then what I said in the moments after Johan Santana struck out the final batter to seal the first no-hitter in Mets history and in his career.

So, just watch this and enjoy. It's long and weird and crazy. Like me. Like all Mets fans tonight. So, so happy. (I start talking around 1:45)

With Thole back, who goes?

Update: Rob Johnson has been sent down to Triple-A Buffalo. And there's your move.

Mets 2012 Stars & Stripes hat is camouflage

Gone are the red, white and blues of the past. This year, it's camouflage.

Looks like these hats are going from bad to worse.