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9/22/12
Mets move Triple-A to Las Vegas, inherit worst mascot ever
If you haven’t heard, the Mets will no longer be affiliated with the Buffalo Bisons, but will instead affiliate themselves with the Las Vegas 51s as their new Triple-A affiliate.
That’s all well and good – teams change their affiliation every so often (remember the Norfolk Tides?) – but the real reason for this post is to introduce you to the worst mascot in professional sports.
His name is Cosmo. And he is terrifying.
The team’s website says, “Cosmo is a survivor of a spaceship crash who spent time at "Area 51" and was a baseball phenom on his home planet of Koufaxia.”
Koufaxia. Ah, it’s no wonder the Wilpons moved here.
The more you know about this creature the better.
Cosmo loves hot dogs, Cracker Jack and popcorn. His favorite music includes Elton John's "Rocket Man," David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust," Styx's "Mr. Roboto," and the Space Jazz Trio. His favorite movies and TV shows include Men in Black (I , II & III), all episodes of the Star Wars saga, Lost in Space and Star Trek.
I’m pretty sure this thing is a long lost cousin of Jar Jar Binks, which makes it all that much worse.
The Mets have the greatest mascot in MLB with Mr. Met and the worst mascot in professional sports in Cosmo.
8/30/12
All of the 2013 All-Star Game logos
8/23/12
8/2/12
Why is Keith's 'stach gray? An investigative report
Why's that?
"I guess he ran out of Just For Men," said Gary Cohen, who was doing the pre-game from SNY's studios on Thursday.
But Cohen's joke may not be far from the truth.
Andrew Fegyveresi, VP of Communications at SNY, said he believes that Hernandez and Just For Men have parted ways. Hernandez, according to this article by Richard Sandomir in the NY Times, has been in the ads since at least 2008, but the article hints that the commercials had been on for some time before it was written.
I have reached out to Just For Men for confirmation, but did not receive a reply by the time this was published.
Reeeeeeeee-jected!
Let's remember the good times:
Additional reporting by Lenny Neslin of Lenny's Yankees.
My favorite press release
7/21/12
Johan to DL
Johan Santana is going on the DL...
— Peter Botte (@PeterBotte) July 21, 2012
Johan Santana to DL, officially with ankle injury.
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 21, 2012
7/17/12
On Jeremy Lin and the Mets
I’m not a Knicks fan. I watch the Knicks, but I’m far from a fan.
So, the Knicks didn’t match the Houston Rockets contract for Jeremy Lin, ending Linsanity in New York. But, just for some reality, let’s draw a bit of a parallel between Lin and… let’s say… Jordany Valdespin.
Lin started all of 25 games for the Knicks. He’s played in 64 total games, a mere 1,225 minutes. Valdespin has 40 games under his belt, just 81 plate appearances.
Knicks fans, and sports writers everywhere, are foaming at the mouth as they write about how awful of a move this was, tearing into James Dolan, etc. But, at this point, would you give Valdespin a contract like Lin just signed? $25 million over three years.
Imagine if Sandy Alderson turned around and announced at the end of the season, “Oh, by the way, we just signed Valdespin to a three-year deal, worth north of $20 million. And we’ll probably get fined for going over the (non-existant) MLB salary cap in a few years.”
Sure, Jordany might have more to prove, but the point still stands. Signing a guy who hasn’t even played a full season to a $25 million deal is beyond bonkers, marketing, ticket sales and all.
There would be riots! Mets fans would storm Citi Field and loot anything that wasn’t bolted down. But Knicks fans were clamoring for the Knicks to match the contract and bring Lin back.
Maybe I’m missing something. Maybe I don’t get the full picture. Yeah, I know Jason Kidd and Raymond Felton aren’t the answer. But how can you say Lin was? 25 starts! Twenty-five!
Maybe a Knicks fan can set me straight in the comments. Please, shed some light on this!